A Love Song

Yeah I’m a hopeless romantic, a real sappy guy,
got my heart on my sleeve and a tear in my eye
Gonna sing you a song ‘bout how ya make me feel
cuz if you ain’t bein’ honest you ain’t keepin’ it real

Ooh girl, you look so fine
you make me wanna sniff your hair from behind
Gonna lay it all out girl, ain’t no use hidin’
You make me wanna sniff ya like I’m Joe Biden

Yeah I’m singin’ out loud cuz baby I can’t sleep
and you make me wanna grab ya like a handsy veep
I need ya like the rivers need the drops of rain
I need ya like Biden needs a brand new brain
Lemme whisper sweet nothings in your sexy ear
Things you never asked for and you don’t wanna hear
If love is a horse then giddy-up I’m ridin’
Gonna perv on ya hardcore like I’m Joe Biden

Ooh baby girl, you gone and blown my mind
like a candidate with cognitive decline
Now I can’t even think and I can barely talk
and I can’t drive a car, and I can’t draw a clock

Girl there’s nothin’ in the world I wouldn’t do for you,
Invade Iraq or write the Patriot Act for you
Go on a live debate and take a dump for you,
ensure the re-election of Trump for you

Yeah I’m singin’ out loud cuz baby I can’t sleep
and you make me wanna grab ya like a handsy veep
I need ya like the rivers need the drops of rain
I need ya like Biden needs a brand new brain
Lemme whisper sweet nothings in your sexy ear
Things you never asked for and you don’t wanna hear
If love is a horse then giddy-up I’m ridin’
Gonna perv on ya hardcore like I’m Joe Biden
Gonna perv on ya hardcore like I’m Joe Biden

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