Poem

They sailed out centuries ago to tame the godless savages and teach them how to die by […]

The Russians and the Chinese are your enemy. Not the oligarchic class in your own country that […]

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom, om nom nom nom nom […]

Ellen DeGeneres is hydraulic fracking with a face. She’s like if Walmart union busting was a person. […]

We sit inside and wonder what the hell is going on and what the hell is going […]

I wear my mother’s dress and shake the earth with bare feet. I spurn the -ists and […]

They used to import slaves but that began to look ugly, so they began outsourcing slave labor […]

We could sit here all day talking about how the news man is always lying or how […]

As many of my readers may remember, back in April of last year I made a post releasing my […]

Graffiti under the bridge says, “Life will pull you apart like mozzarella strips if you let it. […]

Can you sink below the burbling headnoise and feel your flesh singing the sacred syllable? Can you […]

The old ways have failed us, and yet we keep trying to preserve them. We sit on […]